He's so kind!

Source: NERDBURGLARS

SIGNIFICANCE OF WEED

Remember Kids, when a stranger offers you weed, don't reject it because weed ain't cheap and its hard to get it for free.

PSYCHED UP

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.

The instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, "A basketball coach?"

CHOCOLATE SHELL TRICK

A little boy and his grandfather rake leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.

He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a jar of chocolate ice cream topping. He coats the earthworm in the sauce until it is straight and stiff in a hard chocolate shell. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the chocolate sauce and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."

Source:
Comedy Central

Thats How We Do It

REQUEST FOR A RAISE

When an efficient secretary asked her boss for a raise in her salary, he turned her down, saying: 'Your salary is already higher than that of the secretary at the next desk. And she has five children.'

'Excuse me,' the efficient women replied,'I thought we got paid for what we produce here-not for what we produce at home in our own time.'

FATHER TO SON COMMUNICATION

Most of us have experienced counseling from our parents at some point of our life. It is much more often heard from fathers than from mothers. Here is a joke related to this:

John went out to meet his friend just after hearing some words of wisdom from his dad. Take a look at the conversation between John and his friend Jerry:

Jerry: Hello man. Ready to have some fun?

John: No, I've lost my mood.

Jerry: Why?

John: My father wants me to achieve the impossible.

Jerry: What?

John: He wants me to get something that he never got.

Jerry: What is it?

John: All A's in the report card.

We can all agree that it happens to all of us but we fail to notice the funny side of it. Stay tuned for more Jokes. Till then I bid thee farewell.